starexorcist:

0w0b:

When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like

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When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like

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(Source: yahiku)


vinegod:

That one person who you’re only friends with at school 📓 by Lele Pons


treydoesntcare:

dyedclothes:

steverogersorbust:

For those of you asking, I was Indian Captain America! I got lots of sweet compliments and people taking pics—was very worth all the effort!

go off!!!!

She’s sooo adorable.

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg


vivalastupid:

"Is there a problem with my burger?"

😗 I’m starting True Blood today.

(Source: petervquill)

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

(Source: mechapuppy)

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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